Sex Related Medical Facts

2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's

an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.

3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple

orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and

near-fusion with the mattress.

4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and

sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous

fizzle.

5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply

throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty

kisses, trims and tones pelvis, promotes a stronger upper

body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from

damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.

6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate

manipula-

tions, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.

7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man,

contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the

United States Marine Corps.

8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face.

9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check

your insurance policy.

10. "Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal

response to immense orgasm.

11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see

a guidance

counselor.

12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.

13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach,

especially if

it belongs to your partner.

14. You know that you've had too much sex when your

life begins to flash before your eyes.

15. I've had too little sex when my partner begins to flash

before my

eyes.

16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy,

wealthy and in

demand.

17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it

stand up

straight. _

18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head

(wear a

hat during sex).

19. Sex on an inclined surface(an ant hill, for example)

builds endurance.

20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three

to eleven

seconds or four to seven feet.

21. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference

between a

birthmark and a rash.

22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.

23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every

10,000 strokes.