Zen For Those Who Take L...
Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously No 1
1. Save the whales. - Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. Othe other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. it wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
18. Get a new car for your spouse. it'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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