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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Hilarious jokes-Possibly dead

There are these two women from the trailer park who are having a conversation.

One asks the other, "How's the husband doing?"

The other replies, "He is possibly dead."

The first woman asks, "What do you mean..possibly dead?"

The second woman answers, "Well, the s*x is the same but he hasn't done any work on the Harley in the last 10 days!"
#joke
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Rating: 2.8/10 (4)

“Issue of first day c...

“Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede.”

#joke #short
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Rating: 4.7/10 (6)

How many is a Brazilian?

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident.

The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably.

Confused, her husband says: "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved."

"I know," the blonde says. "But how many is a Brazilian?"

#joke #blonde
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Rating: 5.7/10 (11)

Funny Photo of the day - Truck Pooling

Truck Pooling - This way he can use the carpool lane | Source : Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
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The boy and the bible...

A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's suit!"

#joke #mother
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Foreign Language

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
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Chicken or the egg

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I'd have to say it was the rooster!

Submitted by Curtis

Edited by Glaci

#joke #short #animal #chicken #rooster #food #egg
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A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?

#joke #short
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Reaching the end of a job inte...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
#joke #policeman
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Rating: 5.7/10 (44)

Strong Medicine for the Nun

Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.
Pat goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."
The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant."
Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"
The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups."

#joke #doctor
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 18 June 2012
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon...

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #animal #buffalo #food #meat
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Government Philosophy: If it a...

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.
#joke #short
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Chuck Norris is the reason why...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 18 June 2011
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A Birthday Wish

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."
Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.

Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 18 June 2010
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I Want To Appeal A Case

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 18 June 2011
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Failed driving test

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

A: Because she was not used to being in the front seat.

Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 18 June 2009
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Rating: 4.2/10 (45)

Stop smoking

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

Fill his water bed with gasoline.

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 18 June 2011
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