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Jokes of the day for Friday, 08 January 2016

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 08 January 2016

That look on your face when yo...

That look on your face when you realize it's a Friday!
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
  • Currently 7.33/10

Rating: 7.3/10 (12)

“What is my favorite

“What is my favorite kind of pie on Thanksgiving? Pun kin, of course!”

Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 3.82/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (11)

A man was seen fleeing down th...

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor."
#joke #doctor
Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
  • Currently 7.09/10

Rating: 7.1/10 (11)

Funny Photo of the day - Dental Art

Dental Art | Source : Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
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Rating: 5.4/10 (7)

A shocking anniversary

A couple have been married forty years and are revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. As they are driving through the secluded countryside, they pass a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.

The woman says, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"

The guy stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and they make love like never before!

Back in the car, the guys says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty year ago -- or any time since that I can remember."

The woman says, "Forty years ago that damn fence wasn't electrified!"

#joke #animal #deer
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 8.08/10

Rating: 8.1/10 (12)

 Log Negative One Zero


Theorem: log(-1) = 0
Proof:
a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)
On the other hand:
b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0
Combining a) and b) gives:
2* log(-1) = 0
Divide both sides by 2:
log(-1) = 0

#joke #short
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  • Currently 8.33/10

Rating: 8.3/10 (3)

I was on YouTube trying to dow

I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis' videos but it takes up too much band width.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

A distinguished young woman on

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priestbeside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over thecustoms limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway youcould carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Theofficial asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you haveto declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, butwhich is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
#joke #father
Joke | Source: jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
  • Currently 8.00/10

Rating: 8.0/10 (7)

Stick it out

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Submitted by Calamjo

Edited by Curtis

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Q: How can you tell a blonde i

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.
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  • Currently 4.25/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

The best revenge

Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Minion Quotes - Despicable Me Minions is a website dedicated to minions. Have a good time reading minion quotes, funny quotes or entertain yourself playing minion games. Sajt vise ne radi
  • Currently 5.43/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (7)

Kids' Bible Jokes

Q. Why should we be encouraged by the story of Jonah and the whale?
A. Because Jonah was down in the mouth, but came out all right.
Q. When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Noah took Ham into the ark.
Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
A. Quackers.
Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using "fowl" language.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A: By his net income.
#joke #animal #cow #chicken #whale #food #ham #meat #drinks #milk
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 18 February 2015
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Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

A wife woke in the middle of t...

A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up in the corner, of the basement,... crying like a baby. "Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to either marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"
#joke #food #honey #father
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 08 January 2010
  • Currently 6.22/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (76)

What Their Daddy's Do

A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.

Little Mary went first,

“My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives”

“That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail,” says Jane

“Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?”

“My daddy is dead” says Johnny

“Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny,” said the teacher, “what did he do before he died?”

“He turned blue and shit on the carpet”

Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 08 January 2012
  • Currently 6.11/10

Rating: 6.1/10 (61)

Black Fellah to White Fella...

Black Fellah to White Fellah
Dear white fellah,
There's a coupla tings you orta no.
Firstly
Wen I am born, I'm black.
Wen I grow up, I'm black.
Wen I get sick, I'm black.
Wen I'm cold, I'm black.
Wen I go out in the sun, I'm black.
And wen I get scared, I'm black.
And wen I die, yes, I'm still black.
But you white fellah ....
Wen you born, you pink.
Wen you grow up, you white.
Wen you get sick, you green
Wen you cold, you go blue.
Wen you go out in the sun, you go red.
And wen you get scared, you yellah.
And wen you die, you purple
And you call me coloured !!
#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 08 January 2010
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Rating: 6.6/10 (50)

Tom Papa: Guy in a Speedo

The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you.
#joke #short #father #papa
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 08 January 2012
  • Currently 7.39/10

Rating: 7.4/10 (31)

Ice isn't frozen water, it's w...

Ice isn't frozen water, it's water that is scared stiff by Chuck Norris.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 08 January 2012
  • Currently 4.14/10

Rating: 4.1/10 (14)

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