Join us on WhatsApp
Join us on Viber

Jokes of the day for Tuesday, 22 November 2022

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Tuesday, 22 November 2022

You are not getting divorced!

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, and don't file papers. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

#joke #lawyer #christmas
  • Currently 9.30/10

Rating: 9.3/10 (20)

G Forces At Work

You can't spell gravity without gravy...
And you can't spill gravy without gravity!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.90/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (10)

SLIDESHOW #120 - Funny Photo Slideshow

My son loves his bottle. The <

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 15 April 2017
  • Currently 2.86/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (7)

Silence

After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.
Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was.
"Oh," I said, "So now you're speaking to me."
He looked confused,
"What are you talking about?"
"Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for three days?" I challenged.
"No," he said, "I just thought we were getting along."       

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 14 September 2015
  • Currently 9.17/10

Rating: 9.2/10 (6)

The Darndest Church

A man goes to a Unitarian Universalist service for the first time, and later is asked what he thought of it. "Darndest church I ever went to," he replies. "The only time I heard the name of Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs!"
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 05 July 2015
  • Currently 8.92/10

Rating: 8.9/10 (13)

A little boy opened the big an...

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered:

"It's Adam's suit!!!!!"

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 22 November 2009
  • Currently 4.91/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (66)

Taxi Driver In Heaven


A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'
#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 22 November 2019
  • Currently 8.95/10

Rating: 9.0/10 (65)

“What happened to the...

“What happened to the rich guy with the double chin? He made a four chin.”

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 22 November 2013
  • Currently 4.88/10

Rating: 4.9/10 (34)

Southwest

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 22 November 2012
  • Currently 9.03/10

Rating: 9.0/10 (33)

Halloween party

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies,

'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well,' the cab driver says, 'I've always had a fantasy that a nun performs oral sex on me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single, and secondly, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!'

The nun says, 'OK, pull into the next alley.'

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child, why are you crying?' says the nun.

'Forgive me sister, but I have sinned,' says the cabby. 'I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.'

#joke #halloween
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 22 November 2010
  • Currently 5.84/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (32)

Restless Little Girl

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
  • Currently 8.73/10

Rating: 8.7/10 (11)

How much?

A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her

"Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?"

Without skipping a beat she screams

"Yes!"

The man then asks

"What about for $20?"

She looks at him sideways and says

"What do you think I am, a whore?"

The man says

"We've already established that you are, now we're just negotiating."

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 07 June 2016
  • Currently 7.17/10

Rating: 7.2/10 (24)

Alfie was listening to his sis...

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
#joke #short #christmas
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 12 December 2014
  • Currently 8.00/10

Rating: 8.0/10 (7)

Same Patient

After I warned the nurse taking blood that it would be very hard to find a vein on me, she said, "Don't worry. We've seen worse. Last year we had a girl come in to get a blood test for her marriage license and we had to stick her six times in four places before we got anything."
"Yes, I know," I said. "That was me!"

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 15 April 2020
  • Currently 6.44/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (9)

The old formula doesn't work

The old formula doesn't work
#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 21 November 2017
  • Currently 8.75/10

Rating: 8.8/10 (4)

Jokes Archive

NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.