Jokes of the day for Friday, 29 November 2024
Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 29 November 2024 |
A married couple went to the h...

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father of the baby. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
An enterprising, but bashful s...

He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a get laid plan.
One of the local girls approaches him and asks, "Wat is you name?"
He replies, "Rick Venus"
She says, "Lick Penus?"
He says, "Sure how much?"
One man said to the other...

International Plastic Bag Free Day Joke

July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find joke about it!
Why did the plastic bag go to therapy? It couldn't handle the pressure and felt all crumpled up inside.
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At the doctor's office...

- What bothers you?
- I have a bad memory.
- Ok. What else?
- I have a very bad memory.
- What else?!
- And... I have a really bad memory.
- Yes, I understand that you have a bad memory! What else??
- And I have hearing problems.
- What else?
- What did you say?
- What else?!
- Say it again?
- What else?!
- Ah-ah! And I have a bad memory.
Drone stuck in a tree

Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
By Reddit User https://www.reddit.com/user/porichoygupto/
Two blondes, Carol and Patt...

Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.
Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." Patty said, "Let me look!" So Carol handed her the Compact.
Patty looked in the mirror and said,"You dummy, it's me!
Dane Cook: In the Year 3000

Jimmy Carr: Sexual Peak

Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes.
Twin In Prison

So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, "So you know how we finish each others' sentences?"
Author:TheJenkinsComic reddit user