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Bee Jokes 05
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
q If Tarzan and Jane were fro...
q If Tarzan and Jane were from West Virginia, what would Cheetah be?A. Pregnant.
#joke #short
At a New Year's Eve party it
At a New Year's Eve party it had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face.
"You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."
#joke #newyear
Are archers into arrow...
Are archers into arrow dynamics?#joke #short
Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin
Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollars out... "Pa you need to fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, " there ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is now git out there and fix it."
So... Pa mosies out to the outhouse, look's around and yell's back, " there ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies "Stick your head in the hole!"
Pa yell's back "I ain't sticking my head in that hole!"
Ma says "ya have to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, pa sticks his head in the hole and looks around and yells back,"Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollars back, " now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, " Ma!Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the Toilet seat!"
To which ma replies "Hurt's , don't it?!
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Born Irish
A really funny joke to share with you.
A British dude asked a Scottish guy, "What would you have been born as, had you not been born a Scot?"
The Scottish guy replied, "Maybe English!"
Then the British dude asked an Irish guy, "And what would you have been born as, had you not been born Irish?"
The Irish guy replied, "I would be ashamed of myself!"
The Scottish guy replied, "Maybe English!"
Then the British dude asked an Irish guy, "And what would you have been born as, had you not been born Irish?"
The Irish guy replied, "I would be ashamed of myself!"
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Talking On The Plane
Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.
They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through takeoff and meal service until finally one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade places so they could talk and he could sleep.
After switching seats, one economist remarked to the other that it was the first time an economic discussion ever kept anyone awake.
#joke #food #meal
Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
A college student wrote a lett
A college student wrote a letter home:Dear folks,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
Your son,
Marvin.
P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back. But I was too late.
A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said, "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!"
#joke #father
