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NED: So, I wa
NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn't believe their nerve—such queue bris!
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magic mirror
there was a blonde, a brunete,and a red head. they all walked into a bar for a drink.the bar tender said,''i have a magical mirror any thing you think you are.you tell the mirror and if its true you will become it even more of what you wished for.but if not the mirror will suck you up.'' so the brunet goes in and said ''i think im the prettyest girl in the world.''with that the mirror said ''you are.'' so she became prettyer than everyone in the world.then the red head went in and said ''i think im the richest girl in the world.'' the mirror said'' you look very rich you now are the richest girl in the world.''the blonde went in and said ''i think''and with that the mirror gobbeld her up.the two girls left said ''why did the mirror swollow her up?''the man said'' because she said that she thought and thats a lie.''#joke #blonde
What did Mrs. Claus say to San...
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"
Tony White, Loanhead
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“To expectorate is ba
“To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.”
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Read this question, come up wi
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right..
While at the funeral of her own mother, a woman met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?
Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below..
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear again at her sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test developed by a famous American psychologist, used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly... If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my e-mail list.
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Count from one to ten. That's ...
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...47 times.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Ladies, not having dating succ
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.#joke #short
I pulled my torso. It's
I pulled my torso. It's oblique situation. It's not what I in tendoned.#joke #short
Little Johnny comes downstairs...
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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A man who has been un-decided ...
A man who has been un-decided about his sexuality all his life finally decides he is going to try sex with another man.He goes to the local gay bar, and orders a drink.
The barman says "You look nervous, first time?"
"Yes" Says the man.
"Not to worry, I will take you back to my house and have sex with you. If you don't like it make the noise of an animal, and if you do like it, just sing a song."
The man agrees and goes home with the barman at the end of his shift. They go into his bedroom, and the barman strips him off and starts giving him one in the arse. He hears his new friend screaming "Moooo , moooo, MOON RIVER."
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