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Short jokes - funny one liners (4321 to 4360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4321 to 4360. |
A lady noticed her husband sta...
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
The most Interest Word in the English Language – Hysterical
How does the Devil welcome you
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”“I was going to tell
“I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.”
Atheists believe that religiou
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.“When Darth Vader tur
“When Darth Vader turned his back on the dark side and joined a monastery he still wore black robes, out of force of habit.”
I'm addicted to Islam. I
I'm addicted to Islam. I'm a Koranic user.On their way to the seashore,
On their way to the seashore, a trainer and his talking dog were speeding along in a new sports car. A police car started after them."Pull over to the side," said the dog. "And when he gets here, let me do all the talking."
“The skeleton could n
“The skeleton could not unlock the door but then he realized he was the key.”
Two widows were visiting in th
Two widows were visiting in the lounge of the Seniors' Center."Well," said one, "Mary has just cremated her third husband."
"Yeah, that's the way it goes," replied the other widow.
"Some of us can't find a husband, and others have husbands to burn!"
I broke out in a waltz today.
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.When you tell someone off, do
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.A guy goes to the psychiatrist...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist. "Doctor," says the guy, "I feel as if I'm two different people! Two totally different personalities!"
"Do you think I need help?"
"Can you help me?"
"Am I doing the right thing seeing a psychiatrist?"
"Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!" says the doc. "Please, one at a time."
I live in a leaky German subma
I live in a leaky German submarine. It's my humble uboat.
Did Roman architecture emphasi
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?“Being stripped of he
“Being stripped of her Citrus Queen title was a bitter disappointment.”
Harry Potter can't tell the di...
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron. SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there&#
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there's a divers group of people.I would tell you a j...
“I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.”
“A science professor
“A science professor asked his new intern if he knew how to properly set up an experiment. His intern replied, 'Very able'.”
There are two menny...
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.The flipside of cont...
“The flipside of contagious gum disease is an infectious smile.”
To get a job as a lifeguard, y
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
“My sister bought thi
“My sister bought this driving app recently, it kept on crashing.”
