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Short jokes - funny one liners (4361 to 4400)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4361 to 4400. |
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Parent TextingA man goes to see his bank man
A man goes to see his bank manager one day and says: "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?""That's simple," replies the bank manager. "All you have to do is buy a big one and wait."
“He was buried yester
“He was buried yesterday, and was deeply moved by the experience.”
A woman, standing nude, looks
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror while her husband reads in bed."I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly..........pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
The possible end to NAFTA give
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.The safest way to cross a rive
The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.Answering Machine Message 70
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I have learned how t...
“I have learned how to take a compliment because I'm not usually offered any.”
I stepped on a toy plastic bri
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.Long ago in Russia, all they h
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.Lung, lung o' go
Lung, lung o' goo, I gave up smoking.
You're from Boise? ro
You're from Boise? Idahon't believe you."How do you do?"
"H
"How do you do?""How do I do what?"
"I mean, how do you find yourself?"
"Don't be silly. I never lose myself."
"You don't understand. How do you feel?"
"With my fingers, of course. Haven't you got anything better to do than bother me with stupid questions?"
My friend William moved to Ire
My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he's a Billy in Eire.Anyone who can read music must
Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.The Company Picnic
The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
One night at the dinner table...
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
Which Book?
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “That would be my husband’s check book.”
When my kidnappers shoved a s
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.Answering Machine Message 161
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Beggar to a lady: You look lik
Beggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.Wife: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.
Husband: He sure should be blind.
Wife: How do you say?
Husband: He told that you look like an angel.
“Great batsmen in cri
“Great batsmen in cricket retire because they can't push their boundaries further in their field!”
“Bringing home very l
“Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat.”
