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Short jokes - funny one liners (4401 to 4440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4401 to 4440. |
Both Sides of the Law
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?”
“How should I know?” the man answers, “I’m not a lawyer!”
Answering Machine Message 94
U2's "With or Without You":
No one's here to answer the phone,
Leave a message at the tone,
And we'll get back to you.
We'll get back to you!
A policeman caught a nasty lit...
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other."Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go."
Which dinosaur was most evil?
Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.Jamaican party
The wife and I are going to a Jamaican party. She told me she wants her hair braided. I'm dreading it.
Did Nazis favour Goebb
Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?The seven-year old girl told h...
The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
Believe human freedoms are par...
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You're a rights supremacist!It's easy to sabotage a
It's easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It's like taking Gandhi from habibi.I gave up my job as...
“I gave up my job as a high-wire walker because I was struggling to achieve work-life balance.”
A Conundrum
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?
It's a puzzlement!
The failed magician was a r
The failed magician was a wand erring soul.Going Paperless
Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.
Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the 'Print' command.
The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid’s ten-page report.
The topic?
'Save Our Trees.'
What do you call a matador who
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.After getting H1N1, falling il
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.The insomniac stayed up late m
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.“2017 would have been
“2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'.”
Chatting On The Plane
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. "I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"
Irish puns are the most ron
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.“Carly Simon was in a
“Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.”
Santa's favourite metal
Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher.“My idea for a hoverc
“My idea for a hovercraft robot vacuum cleaner never really took off.”
“The way solar panels
“The way solar panels take energy from sunlight is so absorbing.”
“I typically avoid co
“I typically avoid conversations with robots. They just drone on.”
