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Short jokes - funny one liners (4441 to 4480)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4441 to 4480. |
Bible movie remakes? B
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.“Pre-schoolers are li
“Pre-schoolers are like black holes. They draw in everything around them.”
Installing a new fuse box? You
Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?“Computer geeks alway
“Computer geeks always look scruffy because they only take milliseconds to refresh.”
During an auction of exotic pe
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does.""I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
Lexicographer Noah Webster was
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.When all the students in my sc
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.If you see someone writing wit
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.Why did the referee...
“Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!”
Which gaming app will get you
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.My relationship with...
“My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.”
Fishermen are great singers...
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.“I never found sendin
“I never found sending signals from ships challenging. I always had a flare for it.”
Only Reason You Married Me
After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.
'Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million.'
'Don't be ridiculous,' she replied. 'I don't care who left it to you.'
People who want to reverse the
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.“When the pint overfl
“When the pint overflowed for a second time, it was subpoenaed for a quart date.”
Visit to the museum
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
For a film director, not being
For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.“Did you hear the new
“Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.”
When the Impressionist was a k
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.A new bride was a bit embarras...
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
A good dancer goes to Heaven.
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.NASA left an astronaut on the
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.The War on Morning Breath fina
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.Two confirmed bachelors sat ta
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish'."
