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Short jokes - funny one liners (441 to 480)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 441 to 480. |
When world was created
VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
I can never remember if all of
I can never remember if all of Louis XVI's relatives were guillotined too. Let's not split heirs.My Boss Won't Stop Flirting
My boss won't stop flirting with me.
It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
Mainly because we're a family run business.
If Sherlock Holmes was feature
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids' book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat' by Dr. Sleuth?I was skinny
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi Uncle Roy
My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece.
Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
Build Me Up
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
Tom Hanks Memoir
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
I love meditating with my r
I love meditating with my ohmies.
The Roman Emperor Who Never Aged
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...
His name was Constant-Teen.
My pale friend Ted is looking
My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.Re-Marry My Ex-Wife
I tried to re-marry my ex-wife…
But she figured out I was only after my money!
My imagine hairyro
My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.Canine tooth
A dog and a cat are having an argument about which one a human prefers.
The dog says, "Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth after us!"
The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one you know!"
A Termite walks into a bar
And says is the bar tender here
The weirdest Christmas
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared.He un-rapped his presence.
Speed Read Recipes
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...
I read to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Hear about the dentist and his
Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?They were molar opposites!
If you're at sea and wan
If you're at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
Which Way?
Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it.
I said, "No way!"
Goddess of wisdom
Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?Yes, she’s an athena.
My great-grandmother who hated
My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.Paleoanthropologists recently
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters'. They've named them the Costcolopithecus.
Piercings
Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous?Some of them contain arse nic!
