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Short jokes - funny one liners (401 to 440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 401 to 440. |
Hear about the bored economist
Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin' never ends!”
Go for the Gold
Joan: "I'm looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband."
Lisa: "But haven't you only been married fifteen years?"
Joan: "Yes, but it feels like fifty!"
Tina Turner's daughter
Tina Turner's youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She's a teen attorney.Party-gal accelerator
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator? That's Not Fare
Taxi driver: "That will be $3.50, please."
Passenger: "Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?"
Documentary of affordable Midd
Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.Do hermaphrodites check their
Do hermaphrodites check their shemail?
Forget Christmas carols. It
Forget Christmas carols. It's time to perform Johann's arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Swear words
If you don't know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin' country. When the rain fell
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss.So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o' pee.”
Write a blog? I'm not
Write a blog? I'm not a post to that. #joke #short
Mobius strip
A Mobius strip walks into a bar crying. The bartender says: what's wrong buddy?The Mobius strip replies:
Oh, where do I even begin
Late night phone calls were a
Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.They made a movie about life b
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers? #joke #short
People who can't speak French
NED: People who can't speak French disgust me.ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
The cit
The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.International Plastic Bag Free Day Joke
July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find joke about it!
Why did the plastic bag go to therapy? It couldn't handle the pressure and felt all crumpled up inside.
#internationalplasticbagfreeday #plasticbagfreeday
Grass thief
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade.
Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter.
But before lawn he was caught.
The man said “I just can't run no mower.”
The monks preserved
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Someday
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said, "So will you."
Tuscany is a s
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don't mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!Piano Tuner Visit
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.”
The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”
The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did.”
