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Short jokes - funny one liners (401 to 440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 401 to 440. |
The painter became a wrestler,
The painter became a wrestler, because he wanted to lay the smock down.Social activists in Hell are p
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.The talking cockatiel
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.Photographic Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory...
Some just still keep it on film...
And they never develop it.
We are so paranoid about terro
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
Sodomy puns are sexual
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.Learning To Count
Being an older parent, my son learned to count...
By filling my pill dispenser.
The clown with a split persona
The clown with a split personality was a bit of a Juggle and Hyde character.The Ancient Egyptians were ver
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.Crime during Oktoberfest
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz. Honeymoon Is Over
Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects."
Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you."
In Sweden, they draw a lot of
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.An ambitious man
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
Look down their throat if you
Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.Until Pythagoras was able to f
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.Camping in the woods
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem. Political Conference
Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, "How long has the candidate been talking now?"
"Half an hour."
"And what is he talking about?"
"That I wouldn't know, he hasn't said."
Mississippi Blues
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...
When Laughter Is Not the Best Medicine
Laughter is the best medicine...
Unless you have broken ribs.
Belgians During World War II
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the LustwaffleDownsizing
Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Perform Under Pressure
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"
The bodybuilding punster
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.Russians
Russians are Igor to please.Writes and Wrongs
Teacher: "Your spelling is really improving, Henry, I only counted three mistakes."
Henry: "That's great!"
Teacher: "And now, let's check the second sentence."
When the President called one
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.Relative WiFi JOKE
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people...
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!
