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Short jokes - funny one liners (4561 to 4600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4561 to 4600. |
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan! #joke #short
“Receiving a Nobel Pr
“Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.”
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it's written that way in the Korn. #joke #short
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist. #joke #short
“How do you get a lat
“How do you get a latte in the rain forest? Use your Amazon card.”
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded. #joke #short
A Union Bedtime Story
A Union President was sitting at his son's bedside getting ready to read him a bedtime story.
He starts out, 'Once upon a time and a half...'
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house. #joke #short
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care. #joke #short
“If the current leade
“If the current leader's head was added to Mount Rushmore using cement, that would be setting a precedent.”
There was a pretty nurse named
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend."Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents?"
"Not only that," said Carol, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits."
The Tell-Tale Sign
A bank clerk is talking with her colleague. 'I think now-a-days my beauty has been decreasing.'
'Why do you think that?' asked the colleague.
'The men who are withdrawing cash at my counter are actually counting their money.'
“Puns were actually i
“Puns were actually invented in the southern reaches of Ukraine. That's why they call it Crimean punnishment.”
The insect screenplay was crit
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.“The gourmet chef rec
“The gourmet chef received an injection for a severe allergic reaction. He got an epi-cure.”
A man asks his friend for a ci
A man asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking."The man says, "I am in the process of quitting. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."
"What's phase one?"
"I've quit buying."
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked. #joke #short
A sales clerk asked his boss h
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days."Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they were old enough to remember them."
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin'. #joke #short
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim. #joke #short
I Will Miss Them
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.
I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.
Instructions read: 'Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.'
I Will Miss Them
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.
I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.
Instructions read: 'Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.'
