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Short jokes - funny one liners (4521 to 4560)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4521 to 4560. |
How to Make Holy Water
Q: How did the bishop make holy water?A: He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it.
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On average, any American man w
On average, any American man will have sex two to three times a week, where as a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese.
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A guy was walking along the st
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: "What's happening?"The runner replied breathlessly: "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don't think we are chasing it, do you?"
World's Greatest Sneezer
World's Greatest Sneezer: that's the life atchoos.#joke #short
Wikipedia: I know everything!\
Wikipedia: I know everything!Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you all nothing.
Electricity: Yeah, keep talking...
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Good Sense
Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her 'the talk.'
'Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,' I said. 'Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.'
'Don’t worry,' she said. 'I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married.'
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YOU had a zero gravity experie
YOU had a zero gravity experience? No weigh.#joke #short
Every morning, one of the secr
Every morning, one of the secretaries in an office opened the newspaper and read everyone's horoscope aloud."Gwen," said the boss finally, "you seem to be a normal, level headed person. Do you really believe in astrology?"
"Of course not. You know how skeptical we Capricorns are."
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God is Amenable to prayer. #joke #short
The groom's uncle said, "Good
The groom's uncle said, "Good luck young man. A few years down the line you will look back on today and think that it was the happiest day of your life."Groom: "Uncle, did you mean tomorrow? I am getting married only tomorrow."
Uncle: "I know that."
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Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago #joke #short
If you buy your degree, is tha
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin' implant?#joke #short
“My washing machine b
“My washing machine broke down this morning, but I didn't get too agitated.”
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Members of the Flat Earth soci
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.#joke #short
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fic
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.#joke #short
Chaste unmarried couples shoul
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn't travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.#joke #short
“Recently I read this
“Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.”
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Doing Nothing
Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.
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I tried to stop being bad at e
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.#joke #short
Arranging furniture? Turn on s
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won't have to ask, “Where does disco?”#joke #short
“Peter Peter Pumpkin
“Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater joined the Army. He wanted to fight for gourd and country.”
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A vacationer called a seaside
A vacationer called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told."But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
Came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."
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Doing Nothing
Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.
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I took a swing at the fog, but
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.#joke #short
Canada's most famous din
Canada's most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.#joke #short
Cannibals just e-man-a
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.#joke #short
