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Short jokes - funny one liners (4681 to 4720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4681 to 4720. |
Quiet in church...
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
What's the best time to
What's the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.Overheard ….. 2 Women Talking
One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited.
Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.
Chemistry Song 14
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are
We three students of chemistry are
taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, volumes and densities
worrying all the time.
O room of wonder
room of fright
Room of thermites
blinding light:
With your energies
please don't burn us
Help us get our labs all right.
What are pigeon dictatorships
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?Say It With Flowers
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose," he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied. "I'm a man of few words."
If your employer refuses to pa
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.If you live beneath a sewer, y
If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.“Do you know why exec
“Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.”
“A high rise condo ca
“A high rise condo can be uplifting or disappointing on so many levels. Then again, a bungalow can also be a little flat.”
"Honey," a wife says to her hu
"Honey," a wife says to her husband, "our neighbor's wife has exactly the same coat as mine.""Do you want me to buy you another one?" asks the husband.
"I assure you that it will be less expensive than moving to a new apartment," the wife replies.
Siamese Twins are just like yo
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
Eye puns aren't really p
Eye puns aren't really puns. They're optical allusions.Makin' babies...
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
Walking economy....
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."
His friend replies, "What do you mean?"
"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
“If you see cattle we
“If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.”
In Star Wars, what do terroris
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?“Don't you just hate
“Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions?”
Cannibals tend to be c
Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
This week's hot lit pick
This week's hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”Answering Machine Message 121
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera.
The Chinese cannibal bit off m
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.I don't know if I j...
“I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.”
Do You Know Where You Were Going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
