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Short jokes - funny one liners (4721 to 4760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4721 to 4760. |
"So you think you could end al
"So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?""Why, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another," replied Paddy.
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
“William Tell and his
“William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers - but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.”
Cleaning mud can lead to a
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It's a slippery slop.“Lead would be great
“Lead would be great for making electric guitars. After all, it is a heavy metal.”
Anyone who can't make di
Anyone who can't make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.If you're a slave, the <
If you're a slave, the own us is on you.
“I can show you how t
“I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.”
Anyone who plays heavy metal a
Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.Since was pot legalized in Col
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.“That British geometr
“That British geometry teacher is kind of thick headed. What an obtuse Anglo.”
“If the founder of Pl
“If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?”
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.The first Hangman to...
“The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!”
I stole some asphalt from a ro
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there's a tar get on my back.Mermaids are excelle...
“Mermaids are excellent journeyers because they can avoid pier pressure, make a splash, ride the waves, and seas the day.”
Answering Machine Message 153
Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...
“When the Park Warden
“When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine!”
Answering Machine Message 20
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.
Answering Machine Message 64
To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign. Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill. If you would like to leave a message...
A Way To Save Your Marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
