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Short jokes - funny one liners (4761 to 4800)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4761 to 4800. |
A father asked his little...
A father asked his little boy if he knew how a person gets saved.“We’ll be saved by going to our church every Sunday,” the boy said without hesitation.His father explained that going to their church each week would not save them.“Well, then, we better find another church!” replied the boy.“The outrageous color
“The outrageous colors of our game day uniforms were so mismatched they were dubbed 'clash action suits'.”
House painting is very traditi
House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.The disorganized Pride parade
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.Which conservative agrarian se
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.“Two crows kill a man
“Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!”
I compulsively collect appetiz
I compulsively collect appetizers. I'm a bit of a hors d'oeuvre.Dominatrices have a great sens
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They're very slapstick.How does it work that
My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits into her prom dress from high school.
I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit into my pants from 2 weeks ago?
A woman went to the dry cleane
A woman went to the dry cleaners, put a pair of slacks on the counter, and asked, "Can you clean these?""Well, madam, these pants are satin," replied the clerk.
"I know that! I want you to remove whatever it was I sat in!"
Kyle Kinane: Loving Parents
I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.Flying Near Athens
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?"
"Just snow," replied the stewardess.
"That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."
Marriage counselor
Husband to counselor: We were very happy for 22 years.Counselor: What happened?
Husband: We got married.
Counselor, turning to wife: Do you agree with your husband's assessment of your marriage?
Wife: Yes, the only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
“Vikings were expert
“Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.”
Police Brutality Around The World
Everyone knows Canadian Brutality is second to none
Unlocking Your Car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
Lost....
An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. "Am I glad to see you!" he said. "I've been lost for three days."
"Don't get too excited, friend," the other hunter replied. "I've been lost for three weeks."
Postal workers tend to be men,
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Mexican border wall? We ron
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.Teacher: "Tim, what is the out
Teacher: "Tim, what is the outside of a tree called?"Tim: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Tim, bark."
Tim: "Bow, wow, wow!"
The graduate with a science de
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
