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Short jokes - funny one liners (5321 to 5360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5321 to 5360. |
Which motorcycle gang inflicts...
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts?- The Bandaidos.
“I wanted to buy my w
“I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.”
Don't drill through your
Don't drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
The server at the restaurant t
The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboredingWhich celebrity is rudest when
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt RussellLate one night, a mugger weari...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"
Hearing aid...
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?
John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it's top of the line.
Mary: What kind is it?
John: Twelve-thirty.
“I told Riley she eat
“I told Riley she eats too many pickles. She said to dill with it.”
“I saw this bloke wal
“I saw this bloke walking into court and he was carrying a large box, 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.”
A man was lying in bed with hi...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
"Because," she replied ... "I really miss mine."
“Tree trimmers do suc
“Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.”
“I don't get people
“I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.”
Jimmy Carr: Sexual Peak
Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes.
A woman goes to the gynecologi...
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."
The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."
The doctor says, "I didn't."
Muslim Jew
what do you call a Muslim and jew couple?A terrorist in the bank“Children who fail th
“Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.”
NO, YOU CAN'T BE CHALIE SHEEN...
NO, YOU CAN'T BE CHALIE SHEEN FOR HALLOWEEN! Suspecting her husband of infi
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy."What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.
"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
A radio announcer was introduc
A radio announcer was introducing a record, "This next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, that's a ripe old age, isn't it?"There was a short pause and then the DJ said, "I'm sorry, I got it wrong. This next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is ill."
