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Short jokes - funny one liners (5721 to 5760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5721 to 5760. |
Q: Why did Adele cross the roa
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tho
Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.California jury
The trial of Saddam Hussein is beginning.
They say the evidence against Saddam Hussein is so strong that even a California jury might convict him.
Interest rates in Japan are co
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.“I'm competing for t
“I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.”
Q. What can you give and keep
Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?A. A cold!
Whats the difference
What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Knock Knock Collection 027
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolton!
Bolton who?
Bolton the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolzano!
Bolzano who?
Bolzano the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Borg!
Borg who?
Borg out of my mind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid!
And a day was born...
God: "Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth."
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
God: "Call it a day."
“Did you hear about t
“Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall.”
I could never live in a societ
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.Q. What did the pop star do w
Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?A. He sang until he found the right key!
“I can never understa
“I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.”
A Sunday school teacher asked...
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." Gay bar
Four things not to say in a gay bar.
1 Bugger me it's hot in here!
2 Can I push your stool in?
3 Toss you for the next round!
4 Can I bum a fag?
“What did the dry era
“What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don't chalk.”
An apple a day....
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
Answering Machine Message 111
1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
2: (Background:) What are you doing?
1: I'm recording an answering machine message.
2: But we're here right now.
1: But we might not be here later.
2: Oh. (To phone:) Leave a message.
“Library rules regard
“Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor.”
Hear the new Christian rock pa
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.Don't break anybody's heart;
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.Easy diagnosis....
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Pagan Wives
Q. Why do Pagan girls make the best wives?A. She'll always worship the ground you walk on.
If the Magi Were Women...
You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don’t you?The three wise WOMEN would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and given practical gifts.
