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Short jokes - funny one liners (5681 to 5720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5681 to 5720. |
“When a fellow in Ven
“When a fellow in Venice was planning a party, he asked his wife if they should invite Othello. She said, 'Sure, the Moor the merrier.'”
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Mathematical solution
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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I.D.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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A couple of tourists were dini
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter's eye. "I want a bottle of your best wine," he ordered."What year?" asked the waiter.
"Right now!" bellowed the tourist.
Q: Why doesn't Dracula have a
Q: Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?A: Because he is a pain in the neck.
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Knock Knock Collection 025
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bette-lou!
Bette-lou who?
Betty-lou a few pounds!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty-bye!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bibi!
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!
People don't always post on my Facebook wall
People don't always post on my Facebook wall but when they do, they wish me happy birthday and then ignore me for another year. #joke #short
Not everybody has to like me
Not everybody has to like me. I can't force people to have a good taste. #joke #short
Answering Machine Message 35
After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message.
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There were two cannibals who c
There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"Vatican Fried Chicken
A month later, the man upped the price to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope accepted.At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."
I can't date you
I can't date you if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything. #joke #short
“The policemen said i
“The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.”
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A guest at dinner noticed the
A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally she took a small piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him."Speak!" she said to the dog.
The dog answered, "Under the circumstances, I hardly know what to say!"
Yo mama's hair is so full of
Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.#joke #short #yomama
Christian Pick-Up Lines
God told me to come talk to you.Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
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Just because i appear to believe
Just because i appear to believe your bullshit, It doesn't mean i'm as stupid as you think. I'm just laughing inside waiting to see what else you come up with. #joke #short
A Journey of a Thousand Miles
Swami Mahahaharaj: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.Rabbi Steven Wisenheimer: Why don't you just take a plane?
Swami Mahahaharaj: Hmmmm...You've got a point.
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