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Short jokes - funny one liners (5761 to 5800)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5761 to 5800. |
Pamela Anderson
What's the best way to catch Pamela Anderson in the woods?
Use a booby trap!
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What is the longest word in th
What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters!#joke #short
I've never understood why wom
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Anyone placed in a jar against
Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.#joke #short
“I didn't really lik
“I didn't really like the movie about construction. Too many potholes.”
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Hold your nose proudly in the
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don't smell yourself shart.#joke #short
As a boy Jack Benny practiced
As a boy Jack Benny practiced faithfully on his violin each day. One Saturday a dog passed by and started howling dolefully under the window.His father shouted downstairs, "For pity's sake, Jack, can't you play some piece the dog doesn't know!"
Proctologist at the Bank
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to
endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his
shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his
mistake, he looked at the
thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great,
just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"
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if you nuke your hair it ro
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.#joke #short
“Stairs are useful an
“Stairs are useful and all, but elevators are really some next level technology.”
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Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents, I am opening an e-commerce store that will sell gifts, mostly personalized, party favors, and costumes. I have plans to expand to bricks & mortar in future and possibly event productions. The store will offer items similar to Things Remembered and Party City ~Melinda, Illinois#joke #short
What's the favourite car
What's the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.#joke #short
A man went to his lawyer and s
A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."The lawyer says, "Don't worry. Leave it all to me."
The man looks somewhat upset... "Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice - but I'd like to leave a little to my children too!"
Q: What do you call a dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?A: A thesaurus.
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Q: Why did the can crusher qui
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?A: Because it was soda pressing.
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When asked by their host if sh
When asked by their host if she would like another drink, theattractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. Myhusband limits me to one drink.""Why is that," the host asked?
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it; after twodrinks ...anyone can!"
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"God, Protect Me From Your Followers."#joke #short
“The Environmental Co
“The Environmental Committee held a meeting on Saturday. They decided that we need to cut down on deforestation.”
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The first-time father, beside
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right."So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
When I vehemently dislike some
When I vehemently dislike something I can't breathe. It's like anathema attack.#joke #short
“I knew a guy who col
“I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.”
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If you want to make whoopee, i
If you want to make whoopee, it's best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.#joke #short
Which flower is for Constipati
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.#joke #short
