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Short jokes - funny one liners (6721 to 6760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6721 to 6760. |
Will we ever make Libya puns?
Will we ever make Libya puns? I Gaddhafi-ling we will.
Physical Exam
The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
"The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women."
"Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's second best?"
Top 10 Funny Summer Quotes
DespicableMeMinions.org share with her visitors best 10 funny summer quotes. This funny quotes will add humor to your conversations while you're enjoying summer. Q: What do you call the space
Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?A: Silicon Valley.
The Wrong Part of Town
Q: Why did the duck travel to a dangerous neighborhood?
A: He wanted to buy some quack.
Once you hit 40, you may begin
Once you hit 40, you may begin to feel youthless.Answering Machine Message 145
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I'd be just like the youth in Asia.Hillary Clinton has finally an
Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.Wildebeest farts are a
Wildebeest farts are a gnu's scents.A Bumpy Ride
Tickle Nhat Hahn: Flying in a plane can be a bumpy ride, even while taxiing on the ground. But it's not the pilot's fault. It's not the airline's fault. It's the asphalt.Two men were talking...
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
Stuffed Minion saves little girls life
Minions are everywhere. In social media, on top of the box office, on street corners but recently saving a child's life too. Stuffed Minion saves little girls life. Butt Reduction
Q: What happens if you cut off your right butt cheek? A: You'll be left behind.
Which reptiles have a sixth se
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? AlligaydarsI want to open a pho...
“I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.”
The first-time father, beside
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his first son, was determined to follow all the rules to a T."So tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
What my kid asked when he saw
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?'“Telling a demolition
“Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism.”
New Jersey Governor Chris Chri
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.Knock Knock Collection 144
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pammy!
Pammy who?
Pammy the key, the door is locked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
“Abrupt appearance of
“Abrupt appearance of sinkholes is ground breaking news for media men!”
How about a blow job
A guy walks into a bar already somewhat tipsy. He walks over to the nearest girl and says, "Hey, how 'bout a blowjob?"
She smashes him over the head with her purse. He looks up, dazed, from the floor and says, "Well, I guess a fuck's out of the question."
I'm scariest when nude.
I'm scariest when nude. I'm a grisly bare.“Many people suffer t
“Many people suffer terribly from hay fever. Isn't this news simply a pollen?”
Did you hear about Monica Lewi
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Complain here!
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
