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Short jokes - funny one liners (6681 to 6720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6681 to 6720. |
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"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"#joke #short
“Moliere's influence
“Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.”
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The teacher asked little Johnn
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says lil' Johnny
Being broke, I held my birthda
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I'm too portapottie.#joke #short
“People say that as a
“People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.”
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My boss called me today and sa
My boss called me today and said, "How's it going at the office today? Is everything okay?"I told him, "Yep, all under control. It's been busy. I haven't had a break all day."
"Great. Can you do me a favor?"
"Sure, boss. What?"
"Speed up play; I'm in the foursome behind you!"
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Answering Machine Message 234
Thank you for calling, no doubt,
As you can guess, we're out.
When we get home,
We'll call on the phone.
Until then, just hang about.
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I'd toot my own horn abo
I'd toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you'd trump it.#joke #short
“I was just diagnosed
“I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.”
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Bucket Color
Q: What did the big black bucket say to the little white bucket?
A: "You're a little pail."
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Seize the day and greet a litt
Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW#joke #short
Real Church Signs
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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Breast implants are Pa
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.#joke #short
Did you hear about the guy who
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.#joke #short
Who is the poorest guy in t...
Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south? A: The Tooth Fairy.
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Little behind
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
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If climate change is...
“If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?”
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They were looking down into th...
They were looking down into the depths of the Grand Canyon. "Do you know," asked the guide, "that it took millions and millions of years for this great abyss to be carved out?""Well, I'll be darned," exclaimed the traveler. "I never knew this was a government job."
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Does my Italian sister wear a
Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling#joke #short
A group of American tourists w
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe."This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."
"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I do."
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