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Short jokes - funny one liners (6641 to 6680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6641 to 6680. |
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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What's the difference between
What's the difference between a Jewish wife and a Catholic wife? A Jewish wife has real diamonds, a Catholic wife has real orgasms.#joke #short
An old lady went to visit her
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”#joke #short
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quick
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.
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A Baptist, a Catholic, and a M
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.” The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.” The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”One night the 80 year old man
One night the 80 year old man walks in to the bedroom to find his wife performing a naked handstand."What are you doing that for?" he asks.
"Well," she replies, "Seeing as you can't get it up anymore, I thought maybe you could drop it in."
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The Pirate
There was this young pirate, and he walks in to this bar, and he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey what's that?"
and the pirate says, " I dunno, but Arrrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
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" Dad who built the Suez Canal
" Dad who built the Suez Canal"" I don't know son"
" Dad who discovered penicillin "
" I've no idea son"
" Dad what's the capital of Italy "
" I ain't got a clue son"
"Dad you don't mind me asking all these questions do you"
"No son, if you don't ask you won't learn anything "
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Where will you spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"#joke #short
“Economists report th
“Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.”
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Millionnaire
A miserable-looking man was sitting in a bar one night."Why are you looking so sad?" asked the barman.
"My wife's made me a millionaire." said the man.
"If my wife made me a millionaire, I'd be the happiest man on earth", said the barman.
"Yes, but before I met her I was a multimillionaire."
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Mother mouse and a baby mouse
Mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language".
“Economic experts rep
“Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.”
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What’s the biggest crime com
What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 143
Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.
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How do you make five pounds of
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!#joke #short
After 50 years of wondering wh
After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted."Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back."
Our last fight was my fault. M
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 84
This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
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Knock-knock.
Who's the
Knock-knock.Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
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Water will plunge over a cliff
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?#joke #short
Q: How are fat girls and moped
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.
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“When it was hot and
“When it was hot and sunny I saw a line of blokes outside a hairdressers. I thought what a lovely day to have a barber queue!”
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Why do married men gain weight
Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.#joke #short
A magician was facing an unrul
A magician was facing an unruly crowd as his tricks failed to impress them. To cheer them up, the magician said: 'could any one please give me an egg. For I shall show you a marvelous trick'One at the last row shouted: 'If we had an egg with us, it would have reached you long before'
The ancient Phoenician
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn't for a lack of trireme. #joke #short
