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Short jokes - funny one liners (6601 to 6640)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6601 to 6640. |
If you ever fart in public, ju
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.#joke #short
I get turned on by large appli
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Born OK the first time"#joke #short
Politicians are like sperm ...
Politicians are like sperm ... One in a million turns out to be Human! #joke #short
Dollars Equal Ten Cents
Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent
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When our friend was fired from
When our friend was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.#joke #short
Adam and Eve
Why did god create Adam before he created Eve?
- Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
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A government that despises the
A government that despises the people is democritic.#joke #short
Within two weeks of moving int
Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had to call an electrician, a roofer and a carpenter. One afternoon he returned early from work and saw a plumber's truck in the driveway."Lord," he pleaded, looking skyward, "please let her be having an affair."
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I was reluctant to command a r
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I'd already been given my Martian odours.#joke #short
What Gear Were You In?
Policeman to Blonde: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Blonde: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
As a graphic designer on socia
As a graphic designer on social media, I'm eager to share my GIFs with the world.#joke #short
Best things in life are free
The best things in life are free! .Hugs .Smiles .Friends .Family .Love .Kisses . #joke #short
Handbag thieves are pu
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.#joke #short
Watson came excitedly to Sherl
Watson came excitedly to Sherlock Holmes place and told him his dog had swallowed his ring. Sherlock told Watson "Don't worry. He will pass it eventually". Watson replies "Thank you very much, Sherlock". Sherlock says to Watson."It's alimentary, my dear Watson"A goose without feathers is
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck. #joke #short
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“I was late starting
“I was late starting to put the insulation at the front and now I'm lagging behind.”
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Q: Why did the one armed man c
Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Did you know
Did you know there's an app on your phone that makes you look ugly? It's called “camera”. #joke #short
Answering Machine Message 239
Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good.
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roNG>Would you like to have
roNG>Would you like to have the Joke of the Day on your site? One line of HTML will put an automatically updated Joke of the Day wherever you like. For more information,#joke #short
“So what if I don't
“So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!”
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I’m tired of all this nonsen
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?#joke #short
Have a low paying job? Could b
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 188
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.
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