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Short jokes - funny one liners (6561 to 6600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6561 to 6600. |
Yo mama so fat she fell in lov
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Who was it?
She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds.
"Who was it?" he asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"I better get going," he said. "Where was he?"
"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."
“I have been blogging
“I have been blogging about my recent surgery and recovery from abdominal surgery. I call my blog 'The Chronicles of Hernia'.”
Women need a reason to have sex
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal (March 14 1948-)
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Answering Machine Message 55
English accent: Hello, you've reached the phone of Monty Python. I can't come to the phone right now because the witch has turned me into a newt! I'll call you back when I get better. “Hear about the new E
“Hear about the new EU approved pan? Apparently it isn't Greece proof.”
Yo mama so fat the only reason
Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
Playboy special
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
“Having been diagnose
“Having been diagnosed with a hernia has bothered me to my core.”
Ladies, not having dating succ
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker
"I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures." Q: What did the judge say when
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?A: "Odor in the court!"
“The drunk went into
“The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'”
Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked
Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Q: How do you make holy water?
Q: How do you make holy water?A: Boil the hell out of it.
What's your name?
Michael Jackson, late for court again today, you know, because of his bad back.
Well, you'd have a bad back too if every conversation you had in your life involved having to bend over and ask, "What's your name?" --Jay Leno
A woman asking people question
A woman asking people questions for her company's survey walked up to a man and asked if he would be willing to participate. He said, “Sure”. She asked him to name something expensive that he wished he had never bought. The man answered, “My wedding ring.”
An 85-year-old widow went on a
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
A man and his dog walk into a
A man and his dog walk into a bar and sit on bar stools. The man says I want a Bud. The dog says I want a very dry Martini with three olives. A guy at a nearby table says to his friend, my God did you hear that. The friend says so what, lots of people like three olives in their Martinis.Miss Maddox loved collecting c
Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.“When the perfume fac
“When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.”
