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Short jokes - funny one liners (6801 to 6840)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6801 to 6840. |
“The purpose of the I
“The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server.”
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When i was young
When i was young, i was scared of the dark… Now when i see my electric bill i am scared of the light. #joke #short
Sleep
It doesn't matter if i sleep 2 hours or 13 hours, i will still be tired next day. #joke #short
I don't run from my problems
I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all the other adults. #joke #short
I haven't spoken to my wife f...
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. #joke #short
Row, Row, Row Your Boat?
A student was asked if he knew what Roe v. Wade was about. He answered that he thought it was the decision George Washington had to make when he decided to cross the Delaware.#joke #short
“In political landsca
“In political landscapes the mudslinging precedes the landslides!”
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Definition: ASKHOLE
- A Person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them. #joke #short
When two people are destined to be together
When two people are destined to be together, don’t worry. Just wait. The love that you seek will come to you in the right time, the right place, and with the right person that was meant to love you the way you always wanted. #joke #short
Two verbs, three adjectives, t
Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.#joke #short
My beautiful family
I always wanted to win the lottery. But when i looked at my beautiful family, i realized i already have. #joke #short
Did you hear about the Iranian
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.#joke #short
All Numbers Are Equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
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Did you hear about the baby th
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?It came out cordless!
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Helping small rodents makes me
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.#joke #short
Life keep teaching me lessons
Why does life keep teaching me lessons i have no desire to learn. #joke #short
What do you call a good-lookin
What do you call a good-looking Armenian?Lucky.#joke #short
John: Hey! Want to go watch a
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.
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When he got botox he changed h
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.#joke #short
If you are hotter than me
If you are hotter than me does that mean i'm cooler than you? #joke #short
If my memory was any worse
Is swear if my memory was any worse i could plan my own surprise party. #joke #short
What is the sign of inflation?
What is the sign of inflation? - A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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