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Short jokes - funny one liners (6841 to 6880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 6841 to 6880. |
Under the kilt...
The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle.
After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and asked 'I've always wanted to find out what's worn under the kilt'.
The sentry replied: 'There is nothing worn, Ma'am, its all in perfect working order'.
My sex life is like a ferrari...
My sex life is like a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari... Why are there no ice cubes in
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
Tourists
A group of American tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.
"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."
"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."
Motto of the Analympic
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"My life goal is to piss off Brahma so much that I won't need another life goal."Ups & Downs
We've learned alot more about what was going on in the '96
election thanks to Monica and Bob Dole's viagra promos. It
turns out that we had a challenger who couldn't "keep it up"
and a president who couldn't "keep it down"
“My insurance did not
“My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.”
Shortly after a car was broads
Shortly after a car was broadsided in a busy intersection, a good Samaritan rushed to see if anyone was hurt. He saw that the driver was dazed and bleeding."Hang in there, lady," he said. "Are you badly hurt?"
"How the hell should I know?" she snapped. "I'm a doctor, not a lawyer."
Q: Why are most hurricanes nam
Q: Why are most hurricanes named after women?A: Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car.
If Iran does get the bomb, I w
If Iran does get the bomb, I won't say Ayatollah you so.The Buddhist at the Dentist
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
“Did you hear about t
“Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.”
Fat Feet
Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.
What Is It Like To You?
Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second.
Dead Atheist
Q: What do you call a dead atheist?A: Someone all dressed up with nowhere to go!
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member sharohio
I wasn't originally...
“I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.”
Haven't I seen your face before?
- "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. - "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
- "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
I want to be the reason
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Live like Minions
Live like Minions. Laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Request Before Death
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
“I tried asking my de
“I tried asking my dentist out but she brushed me off. Don't worry it was her floss.”
“Buzz Lightyear was f
“Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."”
How many puns until you are af
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.Life is too short to be serious
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and i will laugh at you. 
