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Short jokes - funny one liners (7241 to 7280)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7241 to 7280. |
Religious affiliations have a
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.#joke #short
A Twist on 'Oy Vey!'
Q: Have you heard the new Jews for Jesus prayer?A: Oy vey, Maria!
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What's the tallest...
What's the tallest building in the city?
- The library because it's so many stories high!
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I've been in love with the sa
I've been in love with the same woman for 20 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.#joke #short
The breast reduction industry
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.#joke #short
“The poor speller tri
“The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him.”
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A thief stuck a pistol in a ma
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"#joke #short
Men 'n' Lightbulbs
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, men will screw anything.
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I went camping with my brother...
I went camping with my brother and made fun of his shelter. After that he remained diss tent with me. #joke #short
A man is fishing and he catche
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.In a Classroom the teacher ask
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North AmericaMARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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Slavery is owner us
Slavery is owner us. #joke #short
What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun?
Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?A: A roaming Catholic.
This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with permission of ACTA Publications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
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Having sex is like playing bri
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.#joke #short
If I ever make a stoop
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.#joke #short
The Lord's Prayer
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
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Class Logic
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North AmericaMARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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Answering Machine Message 54
Imitating Mr. Rogers: Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure... I knew you could.
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My spit is so spicy. I call it
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.#joke #short
Don't Ask
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.Her husband said, "You're asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on."
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A large woman put on a dress a
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.
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Guide: "I welcome you all to N
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard...Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
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Marriage Reality
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.#joke #short
I went to the bank the other d
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!#joke #short
