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Short jokes - funny one liners (7201 to 7240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7201 to 7240. |
After I gave my childhood torm
After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.“I’ve never flown before,
“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
If someone is vomiting, ron
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.“What did the mining
“What did the mining equipment salesman use as his slogan? 'But wait, there's ore!'”
Name That Flower
Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?
A: Tulips.
What did the digital clock...
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? A. Look, No hands!
A husband and wife are in chur...
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You're the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!” Fool in love...
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Little Johnny wasn't very goo
Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oralspelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
I picked up a rock, then I rea
I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ishedWhy did the bald man cut a hol
Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
Problem With A Dog
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
The Jewish Boy and the Muslim Boy
David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.Ali: I'm getting operated on tomorrow.
David: Oh? What are they going to do?
Ali: Circumcise me!
David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.
Ali: Did it hurt?
David: I couldn't walk for a year!
Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents,I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI
What is so great about being a
What is so great about being a test tube baby? You get a womb with a view.“I went out with a co
“I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.”
A young woman is widowed after
A young woman is widowed after only a few years of marriage, and it is not long before her friends begin to ask her if she is thinking of marrying again."Right now, no," the young woman answers. "I've hardly begun to enjoy using the remote control."
Send my luggage
Passenger to Airline Ticket Agent: I want my brown suitcase sent to Los Angeles, my green suitcase sent to Kansas City, and my tan suitcase sent to New Orleans.Ticket Agent: I'm sorry, sir; this flight is to Nashville. We can't do that.
Passenger: Why not ? You did it last time.
I laid some turf, and was accu
I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.Another Bar Joke
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."
The bun rises in the yeast.
The bun rises in the yeast.“After buying a new p
“After buying a new pair of denim pants, the young man became very congenial the rest of day.”
