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Short jokes - funny one liners (7161 to 7200)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7161 to 7200. |
How confident people are
You can determine how confident people are by listening to what they don't say about themselves.~ Author Unknown
Q: What's the last thing that
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?A: Its butt.
Church Signs
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!""Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
"Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?"
"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
Perv in the Lingerie Store
Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret?
A: The panties were half off.
“I was once attacked
“I was once attacked by a bunch of cigarettes. I had the cigars to prove it!”
Who was the first man to redir
Who was the first man to redirect water? AdamShiftless
My boss told me to get my butt in gear.
I told him I was shiftless.
-Jay London
“When the equation di
“When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.”
Jimmy the Bulb
Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
“The cardiovascular s
“The cardiovascular system is a work of artery, but is also really vein.”
A lady sitting in the dentist...
A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair." “To me the prognosis
“To me the prognosis of the proctologist was the beginning of the end!”
Dear Pun Gents,
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA #joke #short
Yo Mama So Fat...
Yo mama so fat that she has more ripples then Lake Erie on a windy day!Sunday School Money
A small boy stunned his parents after Sunday School when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?""At church," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."
“What did the one cro
“What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.”
Q: How is a hurricane like a m
Q: How is a hurricane like a marriage?A: At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
Yo momma's so dumb, the psych
Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!Husband Detector
What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night?
A widow.
Bad Haircut
When your friend says he/she got a bad haircut and the phone
rings, tell them it's "Fantastic Sam's . . . they want to
settle out of court."
Did you ever notice?
Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Teacher: Now, you must not say
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?
Government vs Mafia
Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.
