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Short jokes - funny one liners (7121 to 7160)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7121 to 7160. |
“I ordered that a vau
“I ordered that a vault and speakers be delivered at my home yesterday. They arrived safe and sound.”
Seeing a spider
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!
I enjoy constellations. I am <
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.People make time for who they want to
People make time for who they want to make time for. People text, call and reply to people they want to talk to. Never believe anyone who says they’re too busy. If they wanted to be around you, they would. ~ Author Unknown
Source: SimpleRemiders
I didn't like my beard at fir
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.A punch to the side of the hea
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.My Super Ex-Wife
My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences.She thought she was God.
I disagreed.
In heaven, the angels asked Go
In heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next holiday. God said, "Definitely not on Earth. Last time I went there, I left a girl pregnant and those people haven't stopped talking about it since!"
Anyone using a guillotine must
Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.“He was worried he wo
“He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.”
Rubick's Cube
What do Rubick's Cubes and penises have in common?
- The more you play with them, the harder they get.
A woman went into a busy cake...
A woman went into a busy cake shop and when it was her turn to be served she commented, "You know, I came into this shop 15 years ago when I was just a girl." Snapped the harassed shop assistant, "I'm sorry about that but I'm serving as fast as I can."
The only thing wrong with a pe...
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. I moved next door to a canniba
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.Big Mistake
An IRS agent went into a minister's study. “Pastor,” he said, “do you know a Mr. Karten?”"Yes, I do.”
"Is he a member of your congregation?”
"Yes, he is.”
"Did he make the $100,000 donation he's claiming on his return?”
"I assure you that he will!”
“A tree arborist felt
“A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week.”
What did the big chimney sa...
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: "You're too young to smoke."
Single vs. Married
Why are single women thinner than married women? Single women come home, look in their refrigerator, and go to bed.
Married women come home, look in their bed, then go to the refrigerator!
“Any type of criticis
“Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.”
Bad breath
Your breath's so stinky, I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
I moved to Tokyo to escape the
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.“Often what separates
“Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.”
How confident people are
You can determine how confident people are by listening to what they don't say about themselves.~ Author Unknown
