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Short jokes - funny one liners (7521 to 7560)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7521 to 7560. |
You know you have a drinking problem when
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
...and you've never been to that bar before.
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Q: What did the cannibal do af
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?A: He wiped his bum.
Decades ago, watching late nig
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.April Fool's Day - Suggestions
This one is cuter, I think I would chuckle until I found the carts were all locked together and I didn’t have a quarter…. Angelic Love
A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."
His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
Insomnia cures are so common;
Insomnia cures are so common; they're a dime a dozin'.The young couple is on their h
The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while.""We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?"
"Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."
Yo momma's so fat, she got ba
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Upset to find himself in deep
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can't anchor us.Drinking jacket...
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a formal party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, Darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache next morning."
“Despite pressure to
“Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.”
Returning to West Point late o
Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.
The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
Beethoven's flatulence g
Beethoven's flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.I went to a horticultural conf
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.'A drunk driver is stopped for...
A drunk driver is stopped for heading the wrong way on a one-way street. The police officer asked the driver, "Didn't you see the arrows?"
The drunk responds, "Arrows? I couldn't even see the Indians."
Five Years
Q: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"A: "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Drinking caffeine late at nigh
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.“You heard about drug
“You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.”
How do you cut a diamond? With
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.Yo mama so poor her front door
Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.Black, White, Black
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A nun falling down stairs.
Officer to driver going the wr
Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
Drunken hunchbacks are in a pe
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.Calling It a Day
God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth."Angel: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"
God: "I think I'll call it a day."
What you watching that for?
The missus was watching a cooking program the other day.
I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook."
She said, ........"You watch porn!!."
Hat Tip: Thomas Ben
