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Short jokes - funny one liners (7561 to 7600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7561 to 7600. |
Balance Check
Q: What happened when the man asked the bank teller to check his balance?
A: She pushed him over.
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"Even Darwin believes (now)."“My shrink assures me
“My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.”
A failing bordello is a ron
A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.Do you know how to catch a squ
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Pathologists always get the
Pathologists always get the coroner office. #joke #short
Why is the US whistleblower st
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he's Snowden.“I shouted from a mou
“I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy and a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco.”
Slept with
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
"Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was awake."
Full set
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Which teeth can cut both ways?
Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.“When the train condu
“When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.”
Two old women were sitting on
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buseswere running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned tothe other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my buttfell asleep!'.The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
Those with fractures are ro
Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.Q: What type of book has only
Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?A: A telephone book.
I'm afraid of winter. I
I'm afraid of winter. I don't indoors going outside.If you try to remove the curls
If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you'll end up fro straighted.Yo mama is so fat when she too
Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."Clean Joke, Dirty Joke
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath.
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