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Short jokes - funny one liners (7601 to 7640)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7601 to 7640. |
Simplified Income Taxes
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM
New Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes
1. How much money did you make in 2000?
2. Send it to us.
Pessimist...sees a dark tunnel
Pessimist...sees a dark tunnel.Optimist...sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
Realist...sees a freight train.
Train operator...sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
“The church insisted
“The church insisted on a new seminary graduate. They were looking for greener pastors.”
Don't Pay For Me, Daddy!
A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five."
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Mama so stupid!
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Knock Knock Collection 202
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zizi!
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zone shadow scares him!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!
My friend said he knew a man w
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"Real sad
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
> it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks
You know, it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks:
- Daddy, is this organic?
- Organic?
I grew up on Angel Delight! We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
Dylan Moran (November 3 1971)
Picture: @LatitudeFest
Yo momma's so fat, her belt s
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."Depressed Proctologist
Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
He's been feeling down in the dumps.
Man from Bandoo
There once was a man from Bandoo
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamed of Venus
And played with his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo
To win at intramural prison so
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.If something about the human body disgusts you
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)
Picture: AP
Auto-correct walks into a bar...
Auto-correct walks into a bar
And the batman says, "why the log fence?"
A drunk staggers out of a bar
A drunk staggers out of a bar and lets go of a loud belch just as a couple are walking in the door. The man yells at the drunk, "How dare you belch before this woman!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry! I didn't know she wanted to go first."A Raise
"Sir," said the timid employee to his boss, "my wife says I'm to ask you for a raise."
"Fine," the boss replied. "I'll ask my wife if I can give you one."
Political kingmakers m
Political kingmakers make it reign.I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people
@birbigs
I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people.
I should write it.
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