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Short jokes - funny one liners (8321 to 8360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8321 to 8360. |
When I'm bored, I make o...
When I'm bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That's what happens when left to my own deaf vices.“To the flat dwellers...
“To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!”
Two-timer
Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous."
A small 1 SEATER plane crashed...
A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.Creatures that rapidly expand ...
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where's the pun?“I started dating the...
“I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.”
The same boss
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Wife asks husband, "How many w...
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM.
Everyone joins in
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you.
But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
What do you like best about me....
I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me....
"Is it my firm, trim, athletic, body? Or, rather, is it my astounding intellect?"
She replied....
"Your sense of humor, dear."
A nun went for a half-yearly r...
A nun went for a half-yearly routine medical checkup and the nurse got the urine samples of all patients mixed up.After the medical checkup, the doctor informed the nun that the urine test shows she is pregnant.
The nun was shocked and cried out, "What? You can't even trust cucumbers these days."
Parade
What's long, brown and has a cumulative IQ of 80?
A Cinco De Mayo parade.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
Yo mama so old, she has Jesus'...
Yo mama so old, she has Jesus' beeper number.
Another
It is becoming a very scary world out there . . . . .Another Famous American converts to Islam ...
It was announced today that Buckwheat,
Of Our Gang fame, Has converted To
The Muslim faith and changed his name to:
Kareem of Wheat.
I just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer!
“I had an account wit...
“I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.”
Soft Hands
Q. What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails so long and beautiful?A. Nothing, nothing at all.
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member BeliefnetSabee
Cliff-Hanger
I hate cliff-hangers! Do you know what I am going to do about it?“The junior librarian...
“The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.”
Q: What did one tampon say to ...
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.“Cartoons produced by...
“Cartoons produced by the Japanese government are animes of the state.”
Teacher and student
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
