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Short jokes - funny one liners (841 to 880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 841 to 880. |
Malcom X was unfraid to fart a
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.My Young Daughter
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.
"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three," I answered.
Read pun, for
Read pun, for the end is year!
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid. #joke #short
Death row inmates with laryngi...
Death row inmates with laryngitis can't speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they're hung like a hoarse.It's Probably Okay, Dad
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."
I went to Paris to find friend
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We're no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I'm not just a Nancy boy.The Stormy Sea
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short." Do mathematicians in Sweden us
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?People in India are always bei
People in India are always being type-caste.Pew Duty
The custodian of a church quit, and the pastor of the church asked the organist if she would be able also to clean the church sanctuary.The organist thought before replying,” Do you mean that I know have to mind my keys and pews?”If you get a President in your
If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin'.A ship without a rudder has ta
A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
Dentists are so primal. They&#
Dentists are so primal. They're in touch with their inner enamel.A town dump is the original
A town dump is the original pile it project. #joke #short
I'm good at solving laby
I'm good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.The homely lass inspired Van M
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl'Wonders of Water
If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
When faced with two different
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.Sunday School Money
A small boy stunned his parents after Sunday School when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?" "At church," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."
When I told my family I was be
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.Reading the Dictionary
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.
Didn't finish it.
Got up to 'P'.
She Told Me To Leave
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
I must write a new blog entry,
I must write a new blog entry, post haste!My friend, Neesia, always forg
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”Don't get involved with
Don't get involved with a barking canine; it's a guaranteed booin' doggle.
Why did the pregnant woman spi
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?I Will Never Lie To You
Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.
Girlfriend: How sweet!
Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.
What Do You Get When ...
What do you get when you cross a Buddhist and a Druid? Someone who worships the tree that is not there. Inside Joke
My mate recently got divorced from his wife.
They decided to split the house.
He got the outside.
