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Short jokes - funny one liners (8841 to 8880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8841 to 8880. |
Beautiful eyes
The problem is they are so attractive, that they spend all their time looking at each other.
Speeding
Cop: Do you realize you were going above the speed limits?
Bubba: But officer, I am only learning to drive.
Cop: What? Without an instructor?
Bubba: Its a correspondence course, Officer.
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just r...
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife."I've left the tickets on it."
Sentimental hug
Anita looked into my eyes and said, "Hug me once more like that, and I am yours for the rest of my life!"
I retorted, "Uhh, thanks for the warning!"
Sardar jokes-Compliment
Sardar Gurpreet Singh replied: "Dear Sir, thanks for the compliment!"
To the Moon
The bridely replies, "Sweetheart, why don't you show me your rocket first. I will decide only after I see it."
One day my friend as...
“One day my friend asked me, how do you take such good care of your saxophone. I responded with tenor, love and care.”
Like undies
Passwords are like undies. Do you know why?
- Well for starters, one should not be leave them out where others can see them.
- The need to be changed regularly
- And lastly, they should not be passed on to strangers.
Pee in the pool....
Little Johnny was approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," insisted Little Johnny.
"That may be," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
“Studying earthquakes...
“Studying earthquakes rocks, but sometimes it is not always what it is cracked up to be.”
Knock, Knock... Arthur
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any better jokes on this site?
Good excuse
Dirty Old Ladies Are Great
How do you make 100 old ladies yell, "F**K!" at the same time?
Have another one of them yell, "BINGO!"
Just a minute
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.Doctor jokes-Hiding a $10 bill
Q. How does one hide a $10 bill from an Orthopedic Surgeon?
A. One needs to hide it in a textbook.
Q. How does one hide a $10 bill from a Plastic Surgeon?
A. That's a tricky one - one can't.
Fighting Back...
HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
WIFE: I clean the toilet.
HUSBAND: How does that help?
WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
“The author in northw...
“The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name. It was a Nome de plume.”
Short funny jokes-Arrested
A: He was arrested for a salt and battery.
“The ice at the rink ...
“The ice at the rink has many ruts. I think the maintenance crew is slipping up.”
Long winded...
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."
A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
Short funny jokes-Hide cash
A. That's not difficult, just put it in the bathroom, below the soap.
