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Short jokes - funny one liners (8801 to 8840)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8801 to 8840. |
“A man who cannot rea...
“A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate.”
Men and women
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
New secretary
Job satisfaction
A. Do only so much work that you feel you are paid more than you deserve!
Q: What does every woman...
Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?
A: A dream.
“The linen shop gave ...
“The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.”
Have A Life After Death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
“Did you hear about t...
“Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.”
Short funny jokes-Returned
Mrs. Hanks commented, "So has my back pain."
"Do you believe in life after ...
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Three Is Equal To Four
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:
Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
Two bachelors...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
'I got a cookbook once,' said one, 'but I could never do anything with it.'
'Too much fancy work in it, eh?' asked the other.
'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way --
'Take a clean dish...''
Missing the bus
Well, she simple rode bus number 35 twice.
Hilarious jokes-Two psychiatrists
They have an accident and one of them, who had taken a bad fall, in grievously injured, with cuts, bruises and a lot of bleeding.
The other sits by his side and asks,
"Do you want to talk about it ?"
“The geneticist taugh...
“The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes.”
