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Short jokes - funny one liners (10681 to 10720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10681 to 10720. |
Rickey Smiley: White Church
I joined a white church because white people get out on time.#joke #short
I invented a new hat for babie...
I invented a new hat for babies. But I'm not quite sure how to bonnetize it.#joke #short
Chuck Norris' belly button is ...
Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Jo Koy: Three-Year-Old Son
Ive got a three-year-old son. Its like living with a crazy midget. #joke #short
The police picked up the sleep...
The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.#joke #short #policeman
The leading causes of death in...
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer#joke #short #chuck-norris
Corey Holcomb: Break-Up House
I guarantee, youre gonna have to get out of your house. I know its your house and you bought it, but what you dont realize is thats her house, and shes basically letting you live there while things are going OK.#joke #short
Spray Paint
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.
Submitted by Glaci
EDited by Calamjo
#joke #short
Q: What do you call a woman wh...
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week?A: A widow.
#joke #short
I'm tired of writing Xma...
I'm tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I'm doing mine on cardbored.#joke #short
Chuck Norris graduated from sc...
Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Hilarious jokes-Queen Elizabeth
A dead body was discovered last week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth.
When she was told about it she was alarmed and asked, "It wasn't me was it?"
When she was told about it she was alarmed and asked, "It wasn't me was it?"
#joke #short
Chelsea Handler: AA Meetings
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics -- Ive never needed a drink more badly in my life. #joke #short
Women are like...
telephon...
Women are like...telephones...
They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're DISCONNECTED.
#joke #short
"Sweating bullets" is literall...
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Which jedi didn't get en...
Which jedi didn't get enough sun? Wan kenobi#joke #short
Chuck Norris was once a knight...
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Celebrity jokes-Three hours fast!
Prince William's watch is three hours fast and they can't fix it. So he's going to move to New York.
#joke #short
"Just to establish some parame...
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?""Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be giddy up..."
#joke #short
If a Jedi master was blinded b...
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn't respect him a single eye Yoda.#joke #short
Ice isn't frozen water, it's w...
Ice isn't frozen water, it's water that is scared stiff by Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Funny jokes-Searching for an Accountant
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"
The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."
The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."
#joke #short
I thought I saw a river, but I...
I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.#joke #short
Chuck Norris covers his Slip '...
Chuck Norris covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Shane Mauss: Girlfriend Strip Club
I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, What do you want to go to a strip club for? Ill strip for you. I was like, How great is that? I guess Ill just tell my friends to come over here.#joke #short
Chuck Norris eats the core of ...
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Har...
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:#joke #short
Superman wears Chuck Norris pa...
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The teacher was telling the cl...
The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix "dog."Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, Miss Jones, a 'collie'flower!"
