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Short jokes - funny one liners (10641 to 10680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10641 to 10680. |
The drunken defendant appears ...
The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years." Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"#joke #short
Anyone who grows a large yam-t...
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.#joke #short
The drunken defendant appears ...
The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years."Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"
#joke #short
Pastry chefs in Roswell are kn...
Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights#joke #short
Knock, knock
Who’s there?<...
Knock, knockWho’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!
#joke #short
I love dropping camera crews o...
I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There's nothing quite like fall foleyage.#joke #short
Knock, knock
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Knock, knock Whos there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!
#joke #short
JB Smoove: Sound System
I did a club one night -- the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. #joke #short
A beautiful, sexy, good lookin...
A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?' "Your Eyes, idiot!" #joke #short
A beautiful, sexy, good lookin...
A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy on a plane......The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?"
The excited young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?"
"Your eyes, idiot!"
#joke #short
Donald Glover: Not That Different
Id much rather have AIDS than a baby... Theyre not that different at all. Theyre both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, theyre constant reminders of the mistakes youve made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.#joke #short
Brigadiers li...
Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?#joke #short
To be or not to be? That is th...
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Kids jokes-Flipping a coin
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again.
The teacher says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "Checking my answers."
The teacher says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "Checking my answers."
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T.J. Miller: Indian Giver
Called somebody an Indian giver recently. They were really offended so I had to take it back.#joke #short
It's all in the punctuation:...
It's all in the punctuation:An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
#joke #short
The US did not boycott the 198...
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.McDonald's opened an ice...
McDonald's opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena#joke #short
Chuck Norris once roundhouse k...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Where can you get deals on mus...
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.#joke #short
Chuck Norris can actually brea...
Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.#joke #short #chuck-norris
I asked my family to flush the...
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.#joke #short
Chuck Norris does not sleep. H...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Hilarious jokes-Arm rash
A man goes to a doctor for a rash on his arm. "What do you do for a living?" the doctor asks him.
"I work at the circus, giving enemas to the elephants," the guy says.
"Quit doing that and the rash will clear up," the doctor says.
The guy replies, horrified, "What? And get out of show business?"
"I work at the circus, giving enemas to the elephants," the guy says.
"Quit doing that and the rash will clear up," the doctor says.
The guy replies, horrified, "What? And get out of show business?"
Jim Gaffigan: Lost Remote
You ever look for the remote control, you cant find it, so you just decide, Ah, it looks like Im not watching TV.#joke #short
Computers are like air conditi...
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.#joke #short
After the nuclear accident, th...
After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.#joke #short
Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar...
Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar stools when drunk but only 8 when sober.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Computers are like air conditi...
Computers are like air conditioners.They work fine until you start opening windows.
#joke #short
Really funny jokes-Twenty dollars for Math test
Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.
"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?"
Dad nodded.
"Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."
"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?"
Dad nodded.
"Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."
#joke #short
