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Short jokes - funny one liners (10601 to 10640)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10601 to 10640. |
Three bad bowls in a row, aka ...
Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey'.In the old days, dealing Viagr...
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.#joke #short
Lazy people should consider a ...
Lazy people should consider a course in languor management.#joke #short
Contrary to popular belief, th...
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Funny jokes-Big Willy
After, Prince William and Kate Middleton tied the knot, Kate has gone on record saying she likes to call her husband "Big Willy". I'll bet her family is glad she's not marrying someone named Richard.
#joke #short
My dunghouse caught fire whene...
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.#joke #short
When a fellow called a motel a...
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.Do you take children? the man asked.
No, sir, replied the clerk. Only cash and credit cards.
#joke #short
Good jokes-Film directors
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
#joke #short
An old maid wanted to travel b...
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common".
Anyone who can sprint at the s...
Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.#joke #short
Want to get high instantly? Bu...
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o' bisquik.#joke #short
Short political jokes-Opposite of Pro
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.#joke #short
T.J. Miller: Holding a Baby
This woman wouldnt let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, dont bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if Im drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar. #joke #short
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-w...
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.#joke #short
How can you detect a lie? Use ...
How can you detect a lie? Use telephony.#joke #short
Really funny jokes-Hello
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
#joke #short
Q. How many psychiatrists does...
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!
#joke #short
Owen Smith: Born in the Bahamas
I was born in the Bahamas -- Nassau, Bahamas. Yeah, came to the United States when I was one because I needed work.#joke #short
For whatever reason, Gollum...
For whatever reason, Gollum's career started foundering.#joke #short
John Mulaney: Bank Robbery in the 1930s
Heres how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the 30s -- as long as you werent still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.#joke #short #policeman
The situation in Damascus is S...
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!#joke #short
James Cameron wanted Chuck Nor...
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Sheng Wang: Toilet With No Water
I took a dump in a toilet with no water. I had to tell my friends, Yeah, I dropped the kids off at the skate park. #joke #short
Q. How does Bill Gates enter h...
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".
#joke #short
Borrowing someone's cere...
Borrowing someone's cereal is oatlendish behaviour.#joke #short
To impress his date, a young m...
To impress his date, a young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."
Kristen Schaal: Werewolf to the Moon
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?#joke #short
You'll regret going to t...
You'll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.#joke #short
