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Short jokes - funny one liners (13681 to 13720)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 13681 to 13720. |
Extrovert
How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist?He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you.
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10 Speed Bike
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.#joke #short
How do sailors get the...
How do sailors get their clothes clean?They throw them overboard and then they are washed ashore.
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Newspaper Headlines
1. Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better#joke #short
Yo momma so stupid she returne...
Yo momma so stupid she returned a CD because it had a hole in the middle.#joke #short
The Christmas gift...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those new sports cars."
"She did," he replied, "but where the heck was I going to find a fake convertible?"
Dumped by His Midget Girlfriend
Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?A: Because he was nuts over her.
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What has one foot and ...
What has one foot and four legs?A bed
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Havaii or Hawaii
Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced HaVaii or HaWaii.They ask a passerby, who answers Havaii.
Thank you, says the satisfied first man.
Youre velcome, replies the passerby.
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What do you call a camel with ...
What do you call a camel with three humps?Monkey Talk
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.What does a ghost eat for dinn...
What does a ghost eat for dinner?Two lawyers were out hunting w...
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.They were still arguing when the train hit them.
I Need Serious Advice...
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.#joke #short
New Yorkers and Light Bulbs
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. What are you -- stupid?
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Sex is like money:
When you...
Sex is like money:When you've got it, you don't think of it;
when you haven't any, you think of nothing else.
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Yo momma so stupid her latest ...
Yo momma so stupid her latest invention was a glass hammer.#joke #short
Friends With Hookers
Q: What do you call women who hang out with hookers?A: Support hoes.
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What do cat actors say on stag...
What do cat actors say on stage?When Life Begins
There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
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Texas Gun Logic
A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury for possible manslaughter charges after she shot a mugger 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse . She had her hand on her gun when he grabbed the purse, and she was left with the revolver in her hand.#joke #short
Dane Cook: Car Accident
Im a little sore cause a couple of days back I got into a car accident -- not my fault. Even if its not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like its your fault. Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?!#joke #short
Dane Cook: Hardwood Floors
I had to sneak into my living room, and we had hardwood floors. Those floors suck for cheating because every step you take just taunts you. You know, every step youre like, Cheeeeater! Liar! Herpes, herpes, herpes!#joke #short
Q: What do yo...
Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?A: Silicon Valley.
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