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Short jokes - funny one liners (13641 to 13680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 13641 to 13680. |
Hookers
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.#joke #short
A young man, chewing a sweet, ...
A young man, chewing a sweet, went into a jeweller's shop to buy an engagement ring.Fool in love...
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Caution! I stop for gnomes, elves, pixies, unicorns, leprechauns, faeries, dragons, and other mystical creatures only I can see."
#joke #short
New Male Performance Drugs
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:#joke #short
Yo momma so ugly when she look...
Yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked!#joke #short
Best Friend
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.#joke #short
How She Got the Raise
A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.#joke #short
Q: How can yo...
Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelligent?A: She starts out with, "A man once said...."
#joke #short
Mysterious Hole at the N*dist Camp
Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree N*dist Camp?A: Nothing -- the police wont look into it.
#joke #short #policeman
Why did the turkey cross the r...
Why did the turkey cross the road?Who is a penguin's favourite a...
Who is a penguin's favourite aunt?Resume Bloopers
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs, yet..."#joke #short
Send my luggage....
Passenger to Airline Ticket Agent: I want my brown suitcase sent to Los Angeles, my green suitcase sent to Kansas City, and my tan suitcase sent to New Orleans.Ticket Agent: I'm sorry, sir; this flight is to Nashville. We can't do that.
Passenger: Why not ? You did it last time.
#joke #short
Maximum Occupancy
Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."#joke #short #policeman
Vegetarian - Defined
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter#joke #short
An old couple is on a walk, wh...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head."Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
#joke #short
"Doctor, one day I think I'm a...
"Doctor, one day I think I'm a wigwam, another day a tepee."Q: What's gre...
Q: What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?A: The pool table in the oval office.
#joke #short
What's the difference between ...
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?What do you get if you pour bo...
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?Smart Alex
Alex was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?" Alex said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away for a DUI."#joke #short #policeman
Q: What do yo...
Q: What do you say to a girl with no legs, no arms, and no head?A: Nice boobs.
#joke #short
