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Short jokes - funny one liners (1401 to 1440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1401 to 1440. |
Hear about the chemist who cou
Hear about the chemist who couldn't decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.Prince Harry, aka his
Prince Harry, aka his Royal Heinie.The birth-control pill is no g
The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.Don't vote for candidate
Don't vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you'll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.I have no regrets about hurlin
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.Which politician claimed he co
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?A: Trumpelstiltskin.
Yes, Theo
"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher.
"I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble."
My friend in Nairobi is awesom
My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he's like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.Priests sure know how to ro
Priests sure know how to treat a laity.I pulled my torso. It's
I pulled my torso. It's oblique situation. It's not what I in tendoned.Why do proctologists become pr
Why do proctologists become proctologists?Math Wiz
After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem.
Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, “Problem Solved.”
If American Express started a
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.It was after destroying my car
It was after destroying my car's starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.It Runs On Water
Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.
Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?
Fred: So it can run on water.
Where in the desert will you f
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?Lactose intolerant
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.Good Day At Work
As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Have a nice day."
I did. I turned around and went home.
I'm forming a Kindergart
I'm forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.You could say a lot of well-me
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.Did You Say Something?
The good thing about having a husband who never listens is being able to say: "I already told you that."
Whether you did or not, he'll never know the difference.
Few more Halloween jokes
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet bel
Who will never change? An
Who will never change? An end o' morph. #joke #short
A Pomapoo Named Victory
My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.
You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.
