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Short jokes - funny one liners (1361 to 1400)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1361 to 1400. |
Don't Argue With An Idiot
Don't argue with an idiot...
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Speaking the Language
"I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don't speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?"
"None at all, however those who listened to me sure did."
Booster rockets need to be ret
Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.Trade unions are legal. And ev
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren't, it's ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.Judge: “The defendant is
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony'…”The Best At Getting the Girls
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
Alarm Clock Hate
There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:
1) When it rings.
2) When it doesn’t ring.
I finally understand the metap
I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!He's Never Lost
A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean...
The guy is a legend!
Why is the crime rate on Canad
Why is the crime rate on Canada's East Coast so high?Indian restaurants suffer from
Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.A guy says to his friend, "Gue
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
Too Un-American
My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too un-American...
But honestly, I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
I'm not sure I believe i
I'm not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.You Again?
SHERIFF: Miss Morgendorfer, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again?
MISS MORGENDOFER: Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so here I am.
The goodlooking monk was ro
The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.I don't like rich people
I don't like rich people. Buncha swankers.Body Building
My wife just completed a 40-week body building routine...
It's a baby boy, weighing 7 pounds!
God must have been constipated
God must have been constipated. He didn't create feces until the turd day.Do Egyptians like potty talk?
Do Egyptians like potty talk?What do you call a database of
What do you call a database of prisoners' wigwams?Anyone who swallows his tongue
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.Getting Older
As I get older I realized....
I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
