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Short jokes - funny one liners (14801 to 14840)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 14801 to 14840. |
Customer: Do you have and cock...
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: IÂ’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Where will you spend eternity: Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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Yo Mama So Ugly
yo mama so eglu even canbales are afard of her.#joke #short #yomama
I believe that five out of fou...
I believe that five out of four people have trouble with fractions.#joke #short
Love and Herpes?
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?A: Herpes lasts forever.
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the Web brings people together...
the Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'"-- Rich Jeni
The Dog And Neutron
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Why does it get hot after a ba...
Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because all the fans are gone.#joke #short
My wife's gone on holiday to t...
My wife's gone on holiday to the Caribbean.My wife's off to Indonesia on ...
My wife's off to Indonesia on holidayJakarta?
No she went on a plane
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my pants were so tight, I was ...
my pants were so tight, I was told it looked like I was smuggling a thermos!#joke #short
Caught For Speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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What do you call an unemployed...
What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody's fool.#joke #short
it turns out that a several pr...
it turns out that a several protected, rare birds in Germany have been feeding on a species of protected, rare fish. In response to this dilemma, exasperated German officials have decided to do the only thing that makes sense in this kind of a situation - kill all the environmentalists.How do you find Ronald McDonal...
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? He's the one with sesame seed buns!#joke #short
What day is it?
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Vedil worshipper
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa.
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With a
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: That's "womyn" with a Y, and it's not funny!
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What's the difference between ...
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman won't accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy!#joke #short
How do you make a Swiss roll?<...
How do you make a Swiss roll?People are like plants -
so...
People are like plants -some go to seed with age, and others go to pot.
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What's the difference between ...
What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? A volcano never fakes its eruptions.#joke #short
Good enuf
Hillbilly father talking to his newlywed son: How's yer new bride?Son: I had to kill her, Pa. She was a virgin.
Dad: Yew done tha right thang, son. If she weren't good enuf fer her own kin, then she ain't good enuf fer ours!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
President Bush can't find...
President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design".I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.
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A Hillbilly was involved in an...
A Hillbilly was involved in an accident.The Trooper asked him, "Didn't you see that yield sign when you were merging onto the highway?"
The Hillbilly replied, "Ahh sure I did...and I did it...yup, I Yieeeld and Yieeeld at that there truck and he justa kepp on comin'!!!"
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
God's true name is unpronounceable...because God is Welsh
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What's the best way to jog you...
What's the best way to jog your memory? Take your laptop out for a morning run.#joke #short
