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Short jokes - funny one liners (2041 to 2080)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2041 to 2080. |
Every Pol Pot joke ends the sa
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …Christmas Return
Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"
Me: "Her son back!"
What's the first resourc
What's the first resource for an unemployed preacher?One spelling mistake can destr
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..."
My Soviet-made car never worke
My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!Rudest, Slowest, and Nastiest
I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...
That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!
Noah was extremely promiscuous
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.Forget pension benefits –
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin' Ben Afflecks!Before There Were Crowbars
Before crowbars were invented...
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
In the fields, oxen just do th
In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow's.The male RMT disliked his fema
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.Santa Baby
Can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman???
I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!!!
I got drunk at a bar one night
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.House Warming Party
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.
Are there racists in Switzerla
Are there racists in Switzerland?Lifespan Development
One minute you're young and fun...
The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
Hamas was elected in the Pales
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.Many elderly grandmothers are
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.A Lumberjack Once Told Me
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.
“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.
“Easy. I keep a log.”
Whirled Cup i
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.It̵
It's great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.Silence is Golden
Silence is golden...
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
Sewage treatment plants create
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.When I went to the French poul
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.Little Workers
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.
"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"
One child was ready with the answer, "They don't have a union?"
In South America, medicine is
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.Prostitutes are buy se
Prostitutes are buy sexual.What Does Consensus Mean?
What does consensus mean?
Consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one will say individually.
Which actress wobbled when she
Which actress wobbled when she walked? Lucille Ball.So Forgetful
Eve: "My dear Jack is so forgetful."
Celia: "I agree. At the party last night I had to keep reminding him that it's you that he's engaged to and not me."
The judge asked the defendant,
The judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?""I do."
"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"
"Your Honor, under those limitations ... nothing."
What Is A Committee?
What is a committee?
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
